Pruny Apres Swim Thinks

1. Losing 17lbs sounds like a lot until you see what's left to lose in a bathing suit.


2. Swimming through a warm pocket in a large crowded pool is ..... unnerving.


3. Swimming in h2O makes you want to drink more of it when you're done.


4. Distances in water are shorter compared to land. Until you're swimming laps.


5. I am a screaming child splash magnet.


6. They need to change the name from Hot Tub to People Soup.


7. Speedos are wrong. Very. Wrong.


8.  For every person bigger than you, there a dozen smaller.


9. I need to go swimming more often.